Today, I confronted my friend about the £260 he owes me. He got offended and said, "Friends don't have to pay back." He called me selfish and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Money ain't a problem when you've got it
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Tight ass friends
Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish, and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML
Never lend to friends
Today, I asked my friend, once again, to pay me back the $500 she owes me. She got annoyed and told me, “I told you, my Cash App locked me out of my account!” When I mentioned Venmo, she said she'd forgotten her password to it, called me a "selfish c*nt", and hung up on me. FML
Roommate from hell #457
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Another "nice guy" bites the dust
Today, my friend and I went to dinner. At the end, he told me that he’s had feelings for me for a while and wants to be more than friends. I don’t see him that way, so I tried to gently reject him and wanted us to stay friends. He stiffed me with the bill and said, “You can walk home then, buddy!” FML
With friends like these…
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
When you get your money back I wouldn't talk to that "friend" again if I were you, OP.
gosh_mate 30
Be careful who you loan money too... Some friends may seem sincere, but there are many selfish people out there. Still hope your friend decides to do the right thing OP!
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everythingelena 28
my friends know that they have to pay back unless I say that I will cover it. it's more out of respect in my opinion. but good luck getting your money from that "friend" of yours OP
Mrtigerblue 14
you deserve it quickest way to ruin a friendship is to lend money especially if it's alot
justsayingbeach 15
This man is a genius!
bad_boyfriend 10
I have 2 rules when it comes to loaning money. 1. Don't loan more than you can afford to write of as a loss. 2. If someone doesn't pay you back, cut them out of your life. That isn't a friend, its a leach
MRS_SILVER 11
Neither a borrower nor a lender be <- real advice yo
chisty87 16
Let sometime pass and borrow money from him but borrow little more than what he owes you to avoid suspicion and never pay him back if he comes at you to repay him just do what he did.
zaidthunder1 27
Your friend's a dick, OP.
MariaGiovanni 25
He's an asshole but rule one of loaning money is don't loan money you can't do without.
Sparx1_1 16
friends who do not pay back are no longer friends
tiredofwaiting 25
That is exactly why I never ever lend out money. It can ruin a great friendship. Good luck in getting your money back. Actions like that show you who your real friends are.