Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Rubbing it in
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Breaking news
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Memories that hurt
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Top comments
null_fml 11
You know what? If your best friend "liked" your single status, that might be a bad thing. If your mom "liked" your single status, that would probably be a bad thing. But your ex? THAT'S MUNDANE!
gecko13 0
take him off your friends list....
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Comments (56)
polico_wolf 0
what do you expect? him to say "AAH NO I WANT YOU BACK" or something?
israelnotjacob 20
So what? Break ups are hard, but who gives a crap if your ex likes the status? Who the heck picks these stories to get on the site?
ladida94 0
that really is funny!!!!
kaieleigh 0
my ex did the same thing **** men you're better off
TheRipper_fml 0
Hahahhaa your ex is the shit!
cr9landinho 0
hahaha hilarous
roxymaniac 4
You know mundane means boring/repetative, right?
Darkhumor 0
And why is that a FML? YDI for being an attention mongering *****. I bet all your friends secretly like it too so now they don't have to listen to you two being all lovey dovey anymore- wait, no, because you'll post mundane drama like THIS in hopes of more attention Can't believe this got through the moderators
AnRom 0
I like your ex's sense of humor
baker3410 0
some many exes are like that, it's retarded.