Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
MBrabs1996 22
I had a similar experience. My ex threatened to kill himself if I left him even though I agreed to still be friends with him and I'm pretty sure what your girlfriend is saying, (ex girlfriend now I hope) is abusive and manipulative behavior.
thenotoriousvic 14
dont forgive her seems like a personal problem dont trip fam i was cheated on too
StormFlake 8
Don't forgive her then
MilkyWay95 13
so many girls do this and it honestly bugs me...if you're afraid of losing the guy you love, why cheat. in the first place?
RabidTardigrade 6
Seriously, I can't stand when people pull this kind of shit. It's so low and despicable. If this ever happens to me I'm contacting the authorities right away and having that bitch go to an involuntary 72 hour hold in the psych ward. Just saying it is cause for one legally and I won't be guilted into some psychos sick attempt at manipulation.
Tyrax 16
Tell your ex that's not your problem any more.
jairolover 25
tell her parents and leave it at that.
ajmacneil112 4
leave and forget about her
Alyon96 0
Let her.
Ciela 22
Tell her to suck it up and say go ahead