Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Marty20612 5
Wow what a asshole... He needs to learn a few things in life
Musiclover1482 9
Kick his ass to the curb.
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Comments (97)
Narcisse_fml 25
In my opinion, you should've referred to him as "my now ex boyfriend." Why would you continue a relationship with him after that?
Quiet_one 22
He'd better be your ex soon. A lot of issues can be worked through if both parties are willing, but your SO robbing you is not one of them. And anyone who expects reimbursement for a gift deserves to be alone.
AlexRen 21
Your boyfriend's an ass. He could've asked, but no he steals it. no sex for him on Valentine's since y'know "selfish bitch holiday" ;)
oooohmygosh 8
Guys like that aren't even worth it. Hallmark holiday or not. No one should ever steal from you.
hazardmuffin 21
By "boyfriend" you mean EX-boyfriend, right? He sounds like an asshole and though I know nothing about you, you certainly don't deserve someone who would steal from you and try to make YOU feel guilty about it.
cathrope 10
You deserve both: YLS AND YDI. But you should start running away from him.
skittyskatbrat 19
Time to replace the money in his wallet with monopoly money and trade up to someone decent!
BrownSuspenders 4
Run, run fast OP. it will only go down hill from here.
djinnyf 12
CIAO BYE!!
SWeatHeart11_fml 7
you can do so much better. nobody should act like that.