Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
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xxWTFxx1981 23
If she doesn't like them and knows you do she should of offered you the stick not agood friend
MidnaLink 35
If she didn’t want to see them in the first place, why’d you make her go?
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MidnaLink 35
If she didn’t want to see them in the first place, why’d you make her go?
raven_of_azarath 35
It never says OP made her go. Maybe she wanted to spend time with them, so went to a concert she didn’t particularly care to see. I’ve done it before.
alycion 39
I have a friend who isn’t into sports but goes to hockey games when my second seat is open to hang out with me. He also does an entry in all the contests so I get a second shot at the autographed gear. OP needs friends like that. And I do the same for him with his interests.
inappropes 31
"Who throws a drumstick, I mean honestly." *Austin powers voice*
xxWTFxx1981 23
If she doesn't like them and knows you do she should of offered you the stick not agood friend
RichardPencil 32
I take it you didn’t stay for the encore?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Was it Alex Bent? Want me to have words with him?
blob 8
Were you at the Mastodon Coheed concert near the braves stadium? Mastodons drummer threw a bunch of sticks into the crowd