Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML
Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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Top comments
samsterling 19
Who's house is it? If it's your name on the mortgage, there's no way she can do that.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Nice assumption #7. Or, MAYBE, they were simply stating a fact, that if OP's name happens to be on it then he can't be kicked out? But that would make too much sense, now wouldn't it.
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Comments (82)
unfuqnreal 15
Id throw her arse out on the street along with her shit to
roshkosch 11
Then she would be the one posting on here getting exactly the same response as OP, if not worse about the ass that threw her out of her own home!!
TheNewGuy03 29
Ah, solomonizing the assets. I reckon it has had less-than-favorable results over the years, but hey, it could work! Also, I doubt "to solomonize" is going to make it into Webster's anytime soon.
storethis 17
If she kicks you out and you're paying rent/mortgage, pretty sure she cant do that
Ninjerman 7
I'm sorry, *who* is paying the hills, bitch? Gtfo of MY house!
Dear_Karma 27
Well if it's her house then she can do that
Boometh 15
You should pack a punch, straight to her throat.
InfiniteSecret 20
If they want to leave they are more than welcome to leave. They can't force you out. I seriously dislike people like this, who they think they can kick someone ouy