Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, after much delay, work was finally completed on my parents' new ensuite bathroom. It shares a wall with my bedroom. I was relieved, until I realised the endless crashing and drilling sounds have now been replaced with the sounds of my parents' bladder and bowel movements. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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worldclass 0
There's a hole in your room.. and you complain about sweeping?
vballchick101 0
Aww that sucks. :(
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LemonBlue 0
that must've been one outa date bathroom
allmidnighteyes 11
an* and when you butcher the word that badly, yes.
vacantdreamer 0
From the post, it would appear the bathroom is down the hall from your room....so I must ask why there is a gaping hole in your wall, and, given that there is an apparently pointless hole in your wall, why does the fact that you had to sweep **** your life instead of the unexplained hole??
allmidnighteyes 11
Because the gaping hole in the wall was the doorway. OP's just being a little bitch about cleaning.
Creepyorfunny 10
Maybe the bathroom was the next room over but the bedroom door is at the edge of the hall instead of right next to the bathroom door?
vacantdreamer 0
I'm on an iPhone and still have no trouble typing "professional".....
ICabooseI 0
wow,you either have a bladder problem, or a really big ass!
allmidnighteyes 11
yesssss iiiiiii wouldddddddd cannnnn youuuuu pleaseeee organizeeee oneeeee???
xLil_Mx 0
I'm not cleaning that up :p
FFML_314 12
Just give it up, 32. You get even worse as the comments arrive. It's time to call it night and get tucked in. What do you prefer, Cinderella or Mickey Mouse?
allmidnighteyes 11
like I would spend I dime? You could've at least taken the extra fraction of a second to go into the numbers/symbols menu and hit a 1...
FFML_314 12
I am beginning to get concerned for anyone within your general vicinity. Please do not allow yourself near any sharp objects or heavy equipment. Better yet, just let yourself go completely and crawl in a deep hole.