Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, I came home to find that while my husband and children were mindlessly watching TV, one of our dogs got into the cupboard that stores the deep fryer. He got the lid off, ate all of the old oil and barfed everything up on the couch. FML
Today, I tripped over my dog while carrying groceries. As I laid on the floor surrounded by smashed eggs, spilled milk, and a bruised knee, my dog stole the bread from the bag and and ran off. FML
Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
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Top comments
TheCurvyGamer 17
What a crabby day. Sorry, shouldn't have made that pun. It's a little eggstreme.
FuKcMee 32
smart little prick
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Comments (52)
capnjacksparrow 7
Vet. Now. Go.
swegdood 15
you should take him to hopital that's bad for dog
meghanclean 17
You might want to take your dog to the vet, the egg and crab shells can cause some issues. I hope he's okay and you figure out a way to keep him out!
Lily_Rain77 25
Invest in some baby proofing. There are some greay fridge locks out there. Smart dog, too bad about your food though.
moonfal 21
The again part sounds like this isn't the first time this has happened. FML, OP tho.
Guy1009 15
Again? This happened before?!
JKPwnage 27
This is why I'm a cat person
witchybaby89 16
Omg this happens to us too...get a child lock. It's the only thing that keeps our boxer from getting into the fridge.
Savreth 12
get a baby lock for it
GokuSS400 18
Time to check with the vet to make sure everything goes through ok…