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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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loveaddiction 0
LMAO, sucks for you, but this is hilarious.
JHunz 13
Probably the best thing I have read on here in a week
meridon 0
hahaha wow that made me giggle. :D i mean... sucks for you, and i would have DIED if i were a guy and that happened to me.. but you gotta admit- it is hilarious. i commend your mom on her sense of humor.
UnCensoredBitch 0
HAHAHAHA! Your mom is awesome!
Nuell 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! oh my god ive been lolin for 10 min now and im still!!!
revezone 0
awww ur mom so loves you look at that haha. i mean it was type ****** up but who knows maybe she had good intentions
jillian_xx 0
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA OMG THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
Jasper_fml 0
how many people jerk off in a sock? seriously. ps. your mom's awesome.
rachel_anna 0
HAHAH your mom is awesome.
BigLord 0
Omg that's gotta be the best mom ever.