Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML
Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML
Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML
Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!
xlol_fml 0
What an overreaction o_O
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Comments (383)
iPirate 0
Why oh why do people insist on keying cars? Keying a car causes very significant costs to the car's owner. Letting a tire down wastes their time. They waste your time you waste theirs. Fair deal. They waste your time you cost them a whole load of money? That's not justice that's dickery. You put yourself below them by doing that.
jessamyn_it_is 0
You SO deserved it! What the heck is wrong with you, idiot??
bobertnoodle 0
Whoa! What the heck?! Some of you guys are going REAL CRAZY!!! Especially #153 ! "I hope you die", I mean really? Yes, keying someone's car is unnecessary but you guys act like it was your car! Calm down, crazies!!!
ObadiahtheSlim 2
So you're one of those little passive aggressive ***** that key other peoples cars. YDI.
Rand_fml 0
Anyone that keys a car just because they are in a bad mood is an idiot. You have no idea the circumstances that could explain why a person has done this, but u act anyway...sad.
arms_akimbo 0
You're a bad person.
24788 7
You should of just parked in the road... spoiled kids these days...
dontpanic_fml 32
EPIC FAIL!
irishdubr 0
YDI for keying someones car u prick. What u don't deserve is a beautiful piece of German engineering brilliance. Ass
SookMauNoots 0
people from new york are dicks. like you. ydi