Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML
Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Trembelwick 5
Magikarp uses splash! It was super effective
zingline89 18
Well, Nemo and his friends did make quite a mess of the dentist office when he tried to escape. Could happen.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (152)
altigue 0
That'll teach ya.
Rokyre 5
south park is awesome...& dayam
so_tired_zzzzzzz 5
Cause "unnecessary damage" to the building before you leave. 1. Roadkill in the elevator shaft 2. Super-glue an open bag of feces inside the garbage chute 3. Activate fire hose in the stairwell on the top floor, etc...
JellyBearBear 4
This is an old fml guys.....
blackbeltfighter 4
Dude just get one of those plastic automatic fish that are battery operated that made to look like really swimming fish, hide the real fish and call your landlord back in take the fish out a show him it isn't real and that he better take the eviction notice away or you'll call (who ever you think you should call).
gardenwhipped3 14
it is not a pet, it is a meal item that will be cooked and eaten to honor the great spaghetti monster.
CharliesCool2084 8
Goldfish, dangerous things they are!
petitezombie_fml 0
No pets means no pets. I'm sure you were informed of the no pets policy before you moved in. YDI.
sadistmonkey 19
You could cause water from the tank to spill onto the electrical socket thus starting a fire. While we're at it, let's ban all beverages in the apartment as well.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Gotta be careful with goldfish. They can cause some serious harm