chocolateisyum
Australia
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O
YayFlameWarz 9
Bad parenting is bad.
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laurenXD 1
Footy is great! Can't blame him for that! Wonder if the match was any good? :)
brendazelada 10
Favourite!
Monkeysmommy1 0
Honestly, I would say leave him, but really OP, you probably already knew he was capable of being like this, and are probably stupid enough to marry him anyway bc God forbid you have to be *gasp* a single mom! I mean really, it's unlikely he just started being a jackass overnight. You most likely deserve it.
DonovanRiddick 6
What an asshole.
historyfrk 11
Dump him !!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Wow, child negligence. That is dangerous.. really obviously dangerous. I'd say not to leave him alone with your kids until he passes parenting classed or something, but it seems more selfish than ignorant. Good luck.
hannahcorrine 0
The footy??
alicksfairclough 6
Seriously? Anything could have happened! :O football over your babies?
jd90009 7
'footy' is short for football, which the Americans call 'soccer' just thought I'd clarify. I'm from the u.k and we call it footy/football :)
zodiejean 1
Well ur wrong soccer is called soccer in Australia and footy is called footy or football.. Two different sports!
RazorbacksHogs13 0
Bahahaha!!! Wow real mature!!! Great father!!! Woa!!! And with is a footy!!?!?!?