chocolateisyum
Australia
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9
Sounds like a Mr. Bean movie. Also what on earth is the footy? O.O
YayFlameWarz 9
Bad parenting is bad.
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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0
Umm. Why would you be engaged to such a ******* idiot? He would be my ex quicker then anything!!
Anglwrfish 17
Sue him for neglect.
shadevil75 6
If he's not your ex-fiancé then you deserve it.
SlickWillyTFCF 5
Footy is Australian rules football. It's kinda like rugby.
shadevil75 6
Don't make him do anything but pack his bags and leave you the heck alone.
bms1996 12
the footy?
Poetaster 10
Ugh... Nuff said.
laurbear12 3
Ugh! Men and their football. ?
CHOMP3R 0
Well that sucks… I'd break up with your fiancée!!
laurbear12 3
"I wider how"? Wow haha
Zillie 4
If the man is enough of a **** wit to leave 2 toddlers home alone, this can't have been your first inclination that he's not the best caretaker for your children. Get rid of him immediately, & thank god your children are safe & sound.