Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was taking a shit in my friend's bathroom when his brother's girlfriend walked in. Nobody decided to tell me that the lock didn’t work. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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TheTruth1428 0
YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.
hellohello9 0
where were you looking before you looked up at him?
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OhMySweetBubbles 0
Just throwing this out there. :| I don't always shut the door when I'm going to the bathroom, no matter what I'm doing. It depends on who's house I'm at, my mom's or my dad's. At my mom's, the downstair's bathroom door doesn't even close, so I never shut it, and it's the bathroom I use most often. At my dad's house, I always shut the door unless I'm home alone. However, I don't have any siblings living with me. It's just my mom, or my dad and his wife. So there's no creepers to be peering at me whilst nature is calling. To the OP, I'm very sorry for this. o_O He sounds like a creeper. D: I hope that he does not come around too often.
lakeview 0
i dont know what id do if one of my brothers friends watched me poop we only have one bathroom in our house and you cant see the toilet from the door so illl be okay
Averageman 0
me thinks someones brothers friend has a secret fetish for scat. :/
Bethanynel813 0
One word to describe this situation: Awkward....
airforce987 20
he could have been turned on! you should have asked for some help :D
fmllvr01 0
thts sick
twilightluver347 7
how do u not know who it is?фэжщеитчви
piercebuddy 0
that's when you spread your legs and say cum on in!!! lol
DisappearingRose 18
There are several ones like this.
CockieMonster 0
lol nice picture IOC shane dawsons hairy arms lol
varkey 7
wtf?