Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Top comments
epicwaffles 7
I would give him a new face arrangement.
4funzies 13
Bring someone home and improve the Kama sutra.... that might surprise them.
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Comments (74)
Lindz2817 10
Total "Suite Life of Zack and Cody" moment
FML_4life_ 8
Tell him he should have the refrigerator in the living room ;)
tara_jean 5
Sounds like a "what I like about you" episode. Very original
TheCerealKiller 24
Take advantage of this fact. You're closer to the kitchen, and if you have a living room TV, you're closer to that too. Who needs privacy?
DookieSithLord 5
You ripped this off from Family Guy. Nice.
casedequinn568 11
Where is there bed?