Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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epicwaffles 7
I would give him a new face arrangement.
4funzies 13
Bring someone home and improve the Kama sutra.... that might surprise them.
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Comments (74)
oj101 33
If you strictly follow Feng Shui, you'll find that you will end up with nothing in the room, so that the 'energy' is free to flow wherever it likes to.
kernelkat 16
Oh god I'm laughing so hard at that.
KiddoKS 19
I'd be more worried about how much time your roommate seems to have on their hands. You better help get him/her a hobby, job, or a date before you come home to something worse... Good Luck
hashshim 23
Maybe Feng Shui IS their hobby?
jesse480 17
Well that bothers me to ask is the Feng shui flow better.
natheitz 23
Or, your living room is your new bedroom. It's bigger.
Rozza17 29
I agree #4. Anyways it could've been worse, maybe the bed in the bathroom somehow.
Sir_drink_alot 20
Next you'll find that he spent the rent money on flying a feng shui expert in, and putting him up in a hotel room
Reality_bites 14
And you get the remote and tv!
buckdharma 38
When your roommate comes into the living room tell him to get the hell out of your bedroom.
Ameel_fml 19
That's....not how feng shui works. At all. The main point of feng shui is to create a positive energy flow in your house, and get rid of things that attract negative energy (e.g. dark spaces, mess and clutter, sharp objects near sleep spaces, etc.) If your roommate is moving your bedroom objects OUT OF THE BEDROOM, that goes against the very point of feng shui. It bothers me when people read an article on things like feng shui, then presume to be experts on the matter. I'm not claiming to be an expert on the matter myself, but geez how could anyone who wants "good feng shui" think that moving a bed out of the bedroom is a good idea? Where did that idea even come from? D:
tanglespet 12
Sleep naked. If that doesn't get him to reconsider...well, then you have a completely different problem.
RedPillSucks 33
OP could be female and this was the roommates intent all along.