Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Jay Mascis Jazzmaster?
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Bobo
Heist
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
Ilostsomuch
United States
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
me
Bend, United States
Friends
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
chiktikka
United Kingdom
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Username
United States
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Renna303
Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
nodad
United States
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Top comments
xMafia 0
Hey, don't worry. it's not like he pawned your guitar for gas money. Oh, wait...
fmlperson1724 0
your dad suuucks
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Comments (72)
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
Well, gas is expensive nowadays But seriously, that sucks big fonkey balls
omggtfomi 1
That's when you go ape shit on the mother ****** and disown him
SkoomaKi 28
Sell his gas for guitar money.
apocalyptica_fml 9
He better get that guitar back or get you a new one! Sorry OP, I hope you can sort things out. Things wouldn't end well if my parents got rid of my guitar.
_highandlow 5
Times are tough.
sdahl1113 4
That blows. Living at home has it's advantages but it's totally not worth it to me. I'm so glad I no longer have to deal with crap like that.
IconicFML 9
Pawn his car for guitar money.
SergioB11 14
I don't play guitar or any instrument but if my dad pawned one of my valuables I would have been super pissed off
Beastninja5268 15
I would "pawn" his car for money to get a new guitar.