Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your roommate lacks curdesy.
Blackcatluck 19
I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!
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Comments (45)
whY402Jay 12
The entire room must smell like a giant yeast infection.
twaumat 28
so many tupid comments on this FML
lonewolf621 17
What is she a mouse?
HeartOfLead 24
Cheez-louise you have a roommate who might be trying to kill you.
moviebetty 2
My freshman roommate did the same thing with a bag of frozen fruit then blamed me for not cleaning it up for her
theoreopage 9
the fact that she has a mass amount of cheese in the fridge and unplugged it doesnt make her seem like a very nice roommate
naiveprophet 15
Gag! Although I think having a roommate put a bag of potatoes on top of the fridge (where none of us could see it) and then forget about it until rotten potato juice started running down the fridge..... miiiight top that.
Jebitesevsi 11
What is it with people and cheese fetish?