Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your roommate lacks curdesy.
Blackcatluck 19
I'm actually curious to why she has a massive amount of cheese, please do share why!
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Comments (45)
pillowcases 15
Well now everything is rotten.
oj101 33
You must be cheesed off.
Bakarra 22
Sour milk and Gouda* cheese? I find your puns in bad taste sir
Bakarra 22
No love for clay guida eh? Can't say I was ever much a fan of the carpenter either...
bamagrl410 31
Actually, 22, I googled it upon seeing your comment and found out it's the name of a dairy company in Connecticut. I didn't correct you because I figured there was a chance you were referring to the company.
Bakarra 22
#25, you're a sweetheart for assuming he was making an obscure as **** reference, and I commend you for it :)
Jharrist89 12
I feel bad for the toilet!
sezzle17 11
That shit is effed up!
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Oh I'm so sorry for the person that has to clean that nasty shit up
mirthfulMessiahs 21
Yuck! Hope you made her clean it all up! Why would anyone unplug the fridge if there's food in it?