Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Top comments
Panime 0
What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.
Anyoniemous 0
Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?
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Comments (111)
laxman_fml 0
How much of your heart could you really have poured out in just a few seconds?
CaseyK_fml 0
hahahaha my voicemail does that.... wait you weren't calling mere were you??
ohhhhshizzz 0
My VM does that its like: Hey, [waits], oh Im bored, [waits], yeahh you're talking to yourself now so call me back later. Love ya! I get EVERYONE with that, I should change that, I'm waiting on a babysitting job. OP: That sucks, lmao but now go practice in your mirror telling them in person.
hk_fml 9
oh god I hate that. My friends voicemail does that, and it always gets me.
joonbug 0
This is either fake or he was on the line. "Spilling" your feelings probably took more than a couple of seconds and that's usually how long ppl pause after they say 'hello' in those voicemails. And it doesn't seem likely that you would just start pouring out all your feelings after he JUST picked up his phone and said hello. Why would you even tell him something like that on the phone?..
lifeislife_fml 0
Ugh, my friend has a voicemail like that. I always get tricked and then I'm in a bad mood after haha.
cupcakeqt 0
an excellent reason why those voicemails should be outlawed. i got so pissed off at my friend's message like that once, when i finally DID hear the tone, i just said, "yeah, so that's the memo, i can't repeat it, and you can't either, cuz as you can tell its pretty top secret and important...soo yeah, make sure you're there tomorrow, i'll be waiting!" and then denied ever leaving it when she asked xD
FBIWarning 0
lol OWNED
xxxeelaa 0
i think the "FML" here is that the guy actually DID pick up, and because he heard her tell all these things, he pretended it was his voicemail so he didn't have to respond to her...
Oriina 0
Voicemail strikes again. Though you really should've just done it face to face.