Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Top comments
Panime 0
What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.
Anyoniemous 0
Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?
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Comments (111)
MyNameIsAudrey 0
Maybe it's a sign that you just shouldn't tell him.
Starburstracecar 0
I almost hit YDI, simply because by posting this, you just gave a bunch of idiots the idea to make VMs like this. My younger brother had one for the longest time and it drove me crazy! I still say FYL, though, because you have a crush on someone immature enough to think this is a good idea. Although, I'm not entirely sure how mature you are if you pour out your feelings to a guy you like as soon as he says hello...
spacemonkey0122 0
this would be more of an fml if it wasn't actually his voicemail and you heard a v. human fake beeeeeeeeeeeeeep
darkmis1 18
Haha! That sux! U should've done it in person tho-that's always better(even if it is harder).
p00p0ster0us 0
I've always wanted to put that on my answering machine, but my family would give me a hard time and it's not worth having a conversation with them about it.
fmlroxmysocks 0
for all of you saying that it is easier to talk tete-a-tete, it isn't. I have just asked a guy I have liked over email to a dance. He replied that he was taking someone else. At home, in front of my computer, I burst into tears. I'm okay though and I will get over him. However, I would have never gotten over the embarassment of crying in front of him. so yea, it is easier with phone, computer, or other electronic devices.
LaTuaCantante 0
i hate those kind of answering machines.lmao.my friend did that and id sit there and be like...is this her or not...?
lolthatsasucker 0
One: Answering Machine Two: Not an answering machine and just him.
DangerousBabee 0
Ughh i hate those kinds of voicemails! always tricks me! Grrrrr.... >:o
LikestoThink 0
My voice mail used to be that. xD