Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Top comments
Panime 0
What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.
Anyoniemous 0
Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?
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Comments (111)
bahahaha 0
i've ALWAYS wanted to do that!!!!!!!! i mean; not the "spilling my guts out to some guy who probably doesn't like me back part" the voice message part xD
Endymion_fml 0
So? Just call later.
24788 7
My friends have done this before to me.
shoeofallcosmos 0
Haha, I had a message like that once. I thought I was brilliant for inventing it.
BeautyAndBrains 0
UGGH! I HATE when people do that. It's so rude!
starvingxartist 0
wait..so was it a voicemail recording or was it just him being a dick? fyl if it was him being a dick, but if it was voicemail, what's the big deal?
Joschka_2008 0
Yeah.. I also had one of those voice messages. It gets old quick, though.
heyhoe_fml 0
oh, i got the feeling that he actually did pick up the phone but was so creeped out that he pretended it was an answering machine....
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
I say you spare your self from actually laughing in your face. If he likes you as much as you like him, then he will let you know. Guys love the thrill of the chase; I should that any guy worth you time likes the thrill of the chase and will pursue YOU. Let him do some of the work; if he doesn't, then you know where you stand with him. Basically, if he likes you, he'll let you know.
FTL 0
Not sure how much you could have said during a brief pause...but no big deal. Leave a message or call him later. If you said it once, you can say it again. Good luck! :)