Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, my long-distance relationship ended. The only thing my dad had to say to comfort me was that he hopes my phone bills will, "go back to normal now." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, it was my dad's 60th. I was planning on calling him early, but due to a client (I'm a social worker) ending up in hospital because her husband beat her up, I couldn't call him until 2:30. My mum phoned me in tears, yelling that I was a bad daughter and obviously didn't care about my dad. FML
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Top comments
treli1593 0
use ventrilo or skype next time
evilevi 0
Why does your dad have the permission to change your contract? Get your own!
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4ube_fml 6
Stupid dad but also stupid you for not thinking microphones are just as great. Well yes it's not as expensive but internet can't be all ! XD 5 hours talk is very very long..
irawk 0
hahaha.. good for you
Mortishia 0
use skype
yaktazuki 0
Now it's time to accidentally cancel your dads credit card
fortytwo 0
lol #29, just chill out. I just thought that turn of events was funny. I'll admit that I thought the person was stupid at first because of the fact that he was replying to a post and still saying he was first. But then I did look back and that made it even better. I wasn't making fun of you or anything, I just thought the situation was funny.
BaldOuting 0
dad should have told you he did that, dad should help pay that bill.
USBIade 0
man that sucks. you should push your parents to lend you money. Its not your fault they didnt tell you they removed that plan. sorry to hear that
GDinNJ 0
Oooh, that blows. I would say make your dad pay for it, but I know how my parents would react if I said that, so I won't suggest it. Good luck with getting the money to pay for the bill and the trip! FYL Hahahaha, 16/29 = epic failure. Mostly just because the only reason you posted was to say "FAIL." And #29, just because you freaked out so much about making a stupid mistake. Grow the **** up. You sound like a tool.
Always4tehlolz 0
Yea, Skype is free, makes international chat a lot easier, I'd look into it if I were you
MissNae 0
Make your Dad pay