Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, my long-distance relationship ended. The only thing my dad had to say to comfort me was that he hopes my phone bills will, "go back to normal now." FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, it was my dad's 60th. I was planning on calling him early, but due to a client (I'm a social worker) ending up in hospital because her husband beat her up, I couldn't call him until 2:30. My mum phoned me in tears, yelling that I was a bad daughter and obviously didn't care about my dad. FML
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treli1593 0
use ventrilo or skype next time
evilevi 0
Why does your dad have the permission to change your contract? Get your own!
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Comments (150)
Ba3eball0135 0
well you definitely deserve it for talking for 5 hours
LebChickOnFira 0
call your company and tell them your phone has been stolen and you didnt do any of these calls
iniquitus 0
YDI for having international booty call.
NGM_KID 0
#49, I kinda get how you think I freaked out but I really didn't, I just use a lot of exclamation points. Also, I didn't just post to say "FAIL" if you notice #5, that was my first post....so yeah.
whyowhy26 3
FIVE HOURS????? FIVVVEEEEEEEE???? FAIL!!!!
Stephie_fml 0
I absolutely refuse to believe you talked to some one for 5 hours on the phone. This is BS.
droppinloads 0
Were you telling her all about the episodes of Oprah she missed? Five hours!?! At least the flight over will not be a problem. Father=win.
smashyy 0
I can't even see what 9 wrote. Oh well. It's your dads fault. Make him pay it.
babawaba 0
Make him pay, srsly
fyourlife33 0
YDI for a 5 hour conversation