Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
hopelesscollegechick
Alexander City, United States
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
475pies
United States
Same shit, different year
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Anonymous
Hampton, United States
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Top comments
mshafty 0
What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.
omgxwtfxheather 2
lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends
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Comments (349)
trebor8586 0
isn't that what all bullies want, someone to talk to
themilkman13 0
wanna bang?
jakerb0b 0
op should be kicked in the nuts then repeatedly hit over the head with a baseball bat
Bikit 2
you ******* dick
Sdras 0
So basically you scarred someone for life just because you wanted someone to talk to? And you didn't think of just talking to them? Sorry to say this OP, but you're a complete dick. I hope the worst possible, non-lethal accident will happen to you today. And after that I hope that people will bully you, it would serve you right.
subcultured 0
nice one jackass.
LilaBear 2
And this kids is why bullies are losers who aren't as tough as they make out to be. They're just loners who need to pick on someone else to make themselves feel good. Seriously dude, you just exemplified the stereotypical lame bully. Not something you should be advertising on FML.
michelleeyx3 0
pathetic.
abbi47 0
grow up ********.
BeyondUno 0
that's pathetic haha.