Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
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amandam21 9
Honestly, nothing to say except your parents obviously have no respect for you and your supernatural hearing talents.
bethers_ 22
He will get over it, OP. Don't let him bring you down. You do what's best for you.
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Comments (71)
heybud289 9
I'm sure your dad loves you but doesn't like who you are at the moment compared to your Ex. Unconditional love is always there bud.
TheLadyOpal 30
With the number of parents out there who have thrown their sons and daughters out for following a different religion or for being gay or whatever, I feel inclined to think otherwise. "Unconditional" love just does not exist for some people.
CuteFangirl 5
It's sucks that even your parents hate you
worldclassrager 41
That happens parents really like your girlfriend but let's hope you find someone they like better
whoasenough 13
If I were in your situation, I'd tell my parents that my supposed 'ex' was a figment of their imagination. :p
BigBusinessBruh 6
my ex's family still love me more than her it's great
todlich 4
"Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly." -Patrick Star
Altesse52 0
My former boyfriend's ex wife's family liked me more than her.
jackel_love 14
I'm almost 100% sure that this got thumbs down because "definitely" is spelled wrong.
Respect101 17
You know there are parents out there in the world that don't really care too much about their kid? Those kinds of parents should just put their kid up for adoption so they can have parents that love them.
Respect101 17
Plus, minus the misspelling, I'm pretty sure you can't start over with parents and have a redo for new parents? I'm 99% sure you're stuck with the parents that raise you. Unless there is an app for that..