Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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rachelroller 0
HEY. i am 19 and i LOVE those books ...i didn't know there was a DVD..
Sae_Ghelk 6
Am I the only one who thought this was a Porno?
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Comments (137)
Maddie_Hatter 10
That movie is amazing!!
ArellaRoth 12
I read the first chapter of that book and put it down, never to be read again.
BipolarKitten 9
Woah..
PhoenixKyttyn 8
Those books were great, would LOVE to see the movie!!
erhmahler 15
Hey Robbie's a hottie
dragoongirl90 34
If you bought it, why are you saying it's an FML? Either you like it, and you shouldn't be ashamed, so ydi for being embarrassed, or you don't like it, in which case ydi for buying it anyway.
doodlebug13 15
I turn 20 tomorrow and I LOVE that movie!! Haven't read the books yet but they're definitely on my "To Read" list.
madhatter21 6
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!
kmrrpk 22
I love that movie!
Solano2580 24
Probably gonna get downvoted but I hated the movie, it was cliche and every character seemed annoying to me. That is just my opinion though.