Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
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Top comments
Azrael0197 5
Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.
PainOfDemise 11
He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.
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Comments (81)
OMGYourMon 5
Sounds like a playful family. He's a keeper.
beaverteaser 16
unless this isn't like him, you should have seen it coming
Enslaved 38
Maybe he was just testing the waters to see how you'd respond when "things" go up your ass!
yuzuhere 21
Whoa #41, I think you represent half of the comments on this FML.
Dave_Davington 34
When you date the immature, you run the risk of this kind of thing.
killmenow03 21
Theres a big difference in being immature, and teasing/being playful with your significant other.
cryssycakesx3 23
was it an atomic wedgie? atomic wedgies are real love.
expectcriticism 13
are you going to comment on everything?
ErinRosado 14
And get down-voted for everything?
ileenefudge 29
#42, When you not only comment on everything, but you get down voted on EVERY comment you put, it's a sign from the FML community to STOP commenting on everything or you will continue to be down voted with everything you put, especially if it's a stupid comment. So... stop commenting on everything.
kingdomgirl94 29
I get the feeling there's a missing comment here....
EmmaMK 35
He saw an opportunity and took it!
Polynomial 28
Yeah ... sounds like my girlfriend and I. Did you fart as vengeance?
jh921971 10
Are you dating a 10 year old?
worldclassrager 41
I think that a sign that he does like it
Givesacare 5
I've heard wedgies are a fetish.. So enjoy.