Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
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thaprodigy_07 0
well tell them the ring was fake!
Some___Guy 0
Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.
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Comments (98)
ROFLwafflePWN 0
YDI
Cruth 2
YDI for wasting money on shit that aint even funny. After u got unemployeed
JP101 0
YDI for being stupid.
spermdump 0
I'm guessing they just wanted an excuse to be rid of you.
hightower64 0
They figure they let you live with them, can't keep a job, but have money to buy a ring? Plus they were mad u didn't talk to them before. Already disappointed + offended + sad = your ass on the street.
FML_FYL_2009 0
If you lost your job, how the HELL do you have money to waste on a FAKE engagement ring? And how would it get to the point of you getting kicked out because they think you are engaged? You simply say you aren't really engaged and listen to a lecture on how irresponsible you are for spending money when you don't have a job. You deserve it because you are stupid.
Frenz 0
So they didn't want to meet your 'fiancé' or anything? And they booted you out the second they heard you had someone else to leech off of. Sounds like a pleasant family.
maryoceanblue 0
ur an idiot.
xlostwithoutu 0
Nice. YDi beg them to let u back in I guess... if that fails ur on ur own,
twilitchaser15 0
well that wasnt a very funny prank was it now? ydi for being an idiot