Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rosie21030
Lower Hutt, New Zealand
What did I miss?
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Istanbul, Turkey
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Goof
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
cousin of the groom
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Sammijane58
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
dhskkf
United States
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Romantic gestures
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
brylynn
United States
Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
badbride
United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
Better than doing so as a bride i imagine.
TheGewt 7
That, kids, is why you don't lock your knees.
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pdp_fml 21
These types of things happen when you have to stand in one position too long. It happens a lot when military men and women have to stand at attention too long. The advice is to flex your knees slightly, then this shouldn't happen.
ammyjustine07 1
ha ha that's nothing... in Feb. of this year I fainted at a wedding.... as the bride lol.. literly right when my husband said "in sickness and In health" o.O
wlddog 14
LoL Your suppose to give him a little more time than that to decide.
rockinsexychick 5
Did you lock your knees? When I got my prom dress altered I blacked out because I locked my knees.
Athga 0
Don't lock your knees next time
narrowords 18
It's true. Someone with the brains should've reminded everyone before the wedding to not lock their knees. It reduces your circulation and makes you likely to faint...
blackvyper 8
Attention wh*re.
THE_A_TEEN 28
How is she an attention *****? I doubt OP fainted just for attention. Quit being a Dick.
punkkitteh1 0
Sorry OP, I feel your pain. I did the same thing at my grandma's wedding.
Zachthejoker 10
Aren't you supposed to wait until the reception?
PurpleCabbage 1
Aww, I remember moderating this. When I saw it, I wondered what kind of witty comments people would post.... I am disappoint.
Driveshaft 5
That's why you're not supposed to lock your knees when standing. It happens, you're not the first, nor the last.
TwiztedYuri 9
I do professional wedding photography with my cousin. in 2 years I've seen over 10 grooms, 20 brides, 20 bridesmaids, and 10ish groomsmen faint. out of about 200 weddings so your not the only one. it sucks that it happended but