Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
At this point, it's just self-sabotage
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Thanks, I guess
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
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toxxickittyy 19
You dodged a bullet, trust me. I dated 2 people on WoW, first was immature like your ex and the second one I ended up marrying. You'll find the gamer of your dreams, keep your head up OP :)
Gravenmuir 18
Achievement unlocked: single.
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Comments (102)
Sentaru 7
What a jerk. I'd just be happy to have a girlfriend who would play games with me. I'd be happy if she beat me in a game, because it would show that she's serious enough about gaming for that to be a possible thing to do together, amidst all the more romantic options.
nebrfarmboy 1
I say good riddance to him!
Ethan_Blevins 12
Well that just makes him even more of a loser.
Mf2307 15
over a video game? that just sounds really mean
Dcup 5
what a noob
Murkyy 15
He should've dumped himself for losing to a girl.
Madrias 36
Not all of us gamers are that way. Some of us realize that life is not a game and that there are no do-overs, magical amulets of articulation, or reloading your last save point from before you made an ass of yourself. Don't blame yourself for his stupidity. Just find someone who can handle the fact that every now and then, he'll get his ass handed to him in a game. The thing that has me curious is what game you kicked his ass in. I've played my share of games and know quite a few that have brought myself and friends to the point of spilled drinks, bruised arms, and someone walking out of the room after getting hit with the spare controller. Mario Kart is one of those games. Specifically Mario Kart 64. Blue Shell followed by lightning always sucks. Mario Party is the other that usually turns violent because, inevitably, it turns into who can screw the others over the most to win. Then there's the PC side of things, and that's where Magicka comes in. Nothing says "fun" quite so fast as accidentally pulling a total party kill with magic mines that freeze and fling you across the map. Or frying your teammates while trying to kill the goblins. Or melting holes in the ice while your friend tries to cross to get something cool, and we all know wizards can't swim. Yeah, that game tends to bring out the worst in us. Either way, a little elbow-jabbing between friends, perfectly fine (just, you know, try not to leave bruises), but overreacting to losing fair and square, you dodged that critical hit just in time.
DenBriZel 31
Sounds like my boyfriend... We play Destiny. He literally just threw a hissy fit and throwing shit all because I got better stuff than he did when doing the hard raid, even though the loot you get is based on RNG.
Xeivan 15
******* WOW! Just wow. What a ******* loser. Good ******* riddance I say! Hope you did have to much invested in that relationship.
im_a_black_guy 10
Blow him, he'll change his min