Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
At this point, it's just self-sabotage
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Thanks, I guess
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Top comments
toxxickittyy 19
You dodged a bullet, trust me. I dated 2 people on WoW, first was immature like your ex and the second one I ended up marrying. You'll find the gamer of your dreams, keep your head up OP :)
Gravenmuir 18
Achievement unlocked: single.
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Comments (102)
PyroSam 21
What game was this? That's awful, sorry by the way.
PenguinBitch 44
GAME OVER
clairesucks 37
He's a sore loser. Don't worry OP, hopefully he'll come around and realise what an idiot he was. If not, he's not worth your time
Goblin182 27
Why would she want him to come around and take her back?
SauceySarah 30
He is such a baby. Like dude how old are you? Five?
Exodiafinder687 58
Mario Kart is serious business.
icemand90 17
they played rainbow road.
Al3xv3l92 24
Blue Shell was involved
countryb_cth 38
Well that's one hell of an overreaction. Be happy that he left, if he flips out over losing a video game I would be worried about what else he might flip out over. He is a total loser op, don't bother being to phased by him leaving he really doesn't sound like a very good boyfriend anyway.
dustin007 15
Wow you don't need him :/ good luck tho
RobinGoodfellow 47
Such fragile egos.
mrmozard 4
Trust this didn't happen guys don't believe op.
Gabilliam 19
What an immature pissbaby
Lexipants 21
I read 'pissbaby' and laughed like Peter Griffin. I don't know how to feel.