Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I went to a cook out and sat on a flimsy plastic chair. Halfway through my burger, the chair gave out, and I collapsed in front of everyone, still holding the burger. Someone shouted, “At least you saved the burger!” while everyone laughed. FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
I didn't know they ever served barbecue bacon cheeseburgers.
krazyyy 0
bacon betrayal.
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Comments (108)
perdix 31
Sounds like your friend has having withdrawal symptoms from a serious bacon addiction. You need to get him to a local BEA meeting. Bacon Eaters Anonymous is 12-step program where Step 1 is admitting you have a problem followed by 11 awesome ways to consume MORE bacon!
joemk2012 0
Shit how do I enroll?
lizardking7106 0
One of the best ideas ever
lblikk 0
that is the saddest n nastiest thing I've ever heard
Jimboom 12
Sounds like he has the serious munchies and then to wait so long for something only to find it gone forever can be very emotional. Still, you should have ditched his ass if you were that embarrassed
Alesana_Love 0
haha that's funny. I never even knew they served them! Now I'm sad that I'll never have the chance to try one. FML
WondaBread518 3
wow.
Mauskau 36
aw man! in the uk they dont even do bacon cheeseburgers!! gotta go to burgerking for that. so much better than mcdonalds could do but more expensive
catatonicsleep 17
error
H1DDEN 0
They are mentally handicapped right?
bigbadtim 7
Tell him to man up and start eating Big Macs.
a_girl_i_know 0
i would have just left your friend there Op. that's embarrassing.