Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I went to a cook out and sat on a flimsy plastic chair. Halfway through my burger, the chair gave out, and I collapsed in front of everyone, still holding the burger. Someone shouted, “At least you saved the burger!” while everyone laughed. FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
I didn't know they ever served barbecue bacon cheeseburgers.
krazyyy 0
bacon betrayal.
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Comments (108)
sillybabee 3
unhealthy(: but this made me laugh
kingfin88 0
Damn girl!!!!
NickK49 0
And I just jizzed in my pants!
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
If that's really you in that pic I think we need to meet....damn!
SmallTownCutie 0
If that's her in the pic, she must be a model because I've seen this picture several times.
Geiko_fml 0
I unfortunately don't have much of a taste for McDonald's anyways, so it doesn't absolutely effect me. Only thing I really liked were their sausage mcmuffins. Mmmm those are good.
yurlve1992 0
WHAT KIND OF MACDS HATING CREATURE ARE YOU!!!
Geiko_fml 0
I don't hate McDonald's. Hell, that burger sounds freaking amazing and I'd love to try it. Just some of their stuff I don't have much of a taste for. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRRY!!! D:
starile 20
I hate McCruelty.
JManHobbs 0
The only McCruelty here is the end of the BBQ Bacon Burger, now run along and rustle up some soy and lentils. God I can't stand you animal rights folks.
saywhaaat_01 0
wowwww that's pathetic, unless your friend has problemss... but mcdonalds is gross and I've never heard of a barbecue bacon cheeseburger.
lmaourlifeismess 0
wow #15 u look like some girl I know. her name is Cassie
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Fatties are so sad when their favorite grazeables aren't available.
lmaourlifeismess 0
ur stupid u know.. just letting u know
misfitSuperStar 0
How do you know he's fat?! Way to show your ignorance!!
Ragnir 0
#44 Because its the internet, anyone that uses the internet is fat didn't you get the memo? /sarcasm
misfitSuperStar 0
Apparently not!!
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Agreed I don't ever remember a US McDonald's having BBQ Bacon Cheeseburgers. The only BBQ they've ever had that I can recall is the sauce for Mcnuggets and the McRib occasionally. As for the crying, well, FYL indeed ;)
rebbee 0
Yum, WTF is a Mcrib? Ronald's carcus neatly condesed into a patty and served on a freshly baked bun? :-)
JaketheSnake54 0
"Will somebody get this kid a Happy Meal?!"
misfitSuperStar 0
WIN!!!
brianjman14 23
^agreed. Hahahahaha!!!!
tkad 0
they have the barbecue bacon cheese burger only available in Australia. then are actually cheaper than the normal cheese burger and they are YUMMO.
WiseGuy79 14
It's pathetic that McPukes advertises anything on their menu as "barbecued" lol OP tell your friend to get a grip
epicsauceee 0
they mean BBQ as in the sauce in this case, but I agree haha it's kinda sad
saralyyn 0
YDI for not knowing how to spell BBQ
misti_csi 0
stfu, you look like a 10 year old.
3ddie_the_head 0
Damn girl, you got boobs on your back.
WTFreversed 5
more like a dinner box lols McRib? that only in Amercia don't you guys have super size or something