Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I went to a cook out and sat on a flimsy plastic chair. Halfway through my burger, the chair gave out, and I collapsed in front of everyone, still holding the burger. Someone shouted, “At least you saved the burger!” while everyone laughed. FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
I didn't know they ever served barbecue bacon cheeseburgers.
krazyyy 0
bacon betrayal.
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Comments (108)
Person1233 13
Everytime something with bacon is removed from a menu, I die a little. Bacon rules.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I agree. once a bacon item is introduced to the world, it should never be taken away. ::wipe away a tear:: thank goodness someone invented bacon flavored salt! (no, really...google it.)
SMJ210 0
and baconaise...bacon flavored mayo.
lizardking7106 0
Don't forget bacon condoms Just proves bacon can do everything!
FMLsOhilarious 6
Seriously, what a loser. Go to ******* Wendy's or Burger King...I feel sorry for you. I would've slapped him.
rebbee 0
Wendys in Australia serves icecream, milkshakes and hot dogs. Thats it. Our fast food is fairly limited, although there are some huge mo fos waddling around the place. ;-)
GraysonIsFail 0
You forgot smoothies. Just saying.
rebbee 0
Flake shakes etc. ;-) I love flake shakes lol.
misfitSuperStar 0
If your friend has a nervous breakdown over FOOD, he's got MUCH bigger issues!
BeautifulDizaztr 0
Fat people have no soul,.....they're jelly filled.
misfitSuperStar 0
Who said ops friend was fat? I occasionally eat fast food and I'm not fat.
Sweetest_Cherry 0
#33... Go be a hag somewhere else. No one needs your heartless comments, FATheaded bimbo.
I_have_no_clue 0
Apparently whomever did your tattoos has no soul either. They look like they were done by a prisoner. Before you insult others take a look at the hot mess that is you. I'm not even fat and your comment was stupid.
IntoTheClouds 42
You don't look too slim yourself, Madam.
brianjman14 23
It's not fat people that don't have souls. It's gingers.
darkmis1 18
65, in every single one of your posts, you say you're not fat. if you keep saying it over and over, and not posting a picture, you're making it pretty obvious you are fat. it's also pretty obvious the OPs friend is fat since he brokedown crying over a burger! it's one thing to go there every once in a while, but to have a breakdown? Total fatty.
roxyluv 0
99 sweety stfu u ignorant lil bitch :) all u can ever do is make assumptions and just becuz we don't post a pic of ourselves doesn't mean we r fat :) all it means is that creepy stalkers like u won't get ur hands on them
I_have_no_clue 0
99 Why do you concern yourself with what I say? And I don't post pics of myself because bitches like you make fun of others REGARDLESS of how they look. If I looked like you I wouldn't post a pic and be such an asshole. Toodles
I_Killed_Death 0
AHAHAHAHA thats horrible!!
777buddy777 0
what a stalker
777buddy777 0
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FYLDeep 26
McDonald's food sucks anyway. It's a shame so many people go there. I'd love to see them go a through major reorganization from people realizing that their food sucks balls and not going there.
TyIsGeek 0
where do you live!? obviously not in the us. =(
Sweetest_Cherry 0
I would have walked away.
mintcar 10
Bacon BBQ burger sounds incredibly disgusting. You should've walked off as he was crying. Your friend is pathetic.
amerwin 3
shouldve got the snack wrap anyway
berg54 0
Really? I hope something else was ruining their day otherwise that's just sad. if any of my friends did that, I'd walk out and leave their ass If it was just over food. just saying.