Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
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wafflemonger 0
Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.
DamnGoodTimes 0
Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"
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Comments (96)
BangOut 2
OH yeah, punish a little kid for being honest and telling what's on his mind. Teach him how to be a hypocrite!
SugarRush905 15
google hypocrite and read the definition. then come back.
MyDailyLife 1
Well the kid is jst a kid o.0 u shouldnt hvae told rlly, u could have told him its not nice to say tht
mollyjynxjax 28
She didn't tell, the mother was there and heard the brat say it
MyDailyLife 1
He still young he doesnt noe the truth hurts.............. jk ;) im sure ur pretty i mean hes sitll young he doesnt noe wat beauty is rlly. His idea of pretty is probably like super model pretty so ur porbably way prettier than hes says u r
cougarhunter308 4
well children don't lie u prolly r a swamp donkey it's funny how u told his mom on him cuz u know the truth hurts
BamaNate8807 0
lmao @ swamp donkey
kelseyjones 0
Kids really do have a good judge of character...but beauty isn't character, so you're good!
blackcat1313 0
I wouldn't worry looks change kids watch way too much tv so he may have an unrealistic idea of beauty and he may have just heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool. Your attitude could be why he said that as well tattling for that? Really?
mollyjynxjax 28
She didn't tattle, the mother was right there and heard him say it
Fentown_fml 4
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
wethekings7 0
well...maybe he's right!JK.but i honestly dont think that what that kid said came from nowhere so....u kno the rest!
caroline954 0
don't worry 5 yr olds have very high standards.
StevenSS 0
slap dat nigga