Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
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wafflemonger 0
Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.
DamnGoodTimes 0
Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"
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Comments (96)
Alexgoesfml 3
Ouch! That's harsh, thing is you can't do anything about it as the boy is only a small child, doesn't know any better.
absolutezero1287 0
Kids are terrible, lol. Its nothing. Just ignore it.
conley666 0
1 star!! FOR POSTING 2 PHOTOS!!
Brycicles 0
WOW! who actually buys that mini guitar hero. and those glasses are gay.
plwildcats27 0
i had something like this happen to me once. im 14 and i was at football practice last year. i was out because of a recent shoulder injury yet still fully padded. i was standing against the fence doing nothing when a 10-12 year old hyper-active girl ran up behind me and asked me to turn around, and proceded to call me ugly in front about 5 other kids. that was there joke for the week.
Jari 0
Finally, someone with some sense.
ElNegroHombre 0
Why'd you tell on him? You know it'd get him in trouble. It's not even a big deal.
mollyjynxjax 28
His mother ears him, OP didn't tell on him
pulpfiction_fml 3
He's just trying to help you. What he's really trying to say, in his childlike way, is "makeup would be a great investment" And I think you should take the hint.
wellthatsucksss 0
Wow, you tattletaled on a little kid. seriously.
mollyjynxjax 28
No, if you took the time to read the post properly, you'd realize the mom was right there and heard the little shit say it
Superawesomestev 0
proofread your posts.