Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Top comments
noobsatin 19
now you know don't hint, be straight forward.
FKJVMMP 17
If there is one thing FML has taught me over the years, it's that any sentence involving any variation of the words "subtle" and "hint" will end terribly and possibly sickeningly.
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Comments (113)
liuliuliu 10
Do you like your cousin?
joseph19921992 10
Well if I was OP i would be glad it took this unexpected turn. I wouldn't wanna find out after several years in a relationship with that she's sleeping with her cousin.
bv2332 10
Ewwwwwwwww
baxeh 29
Incest incest, family fest...
lndala 15
Incest incest is the best! Put your family to the test!
baxeh 29
I feel like we should write this down and try to make some profit off lyrics
oddities 20
This probably disturbs me more than it normally would. Maybe that's because so many people comment on how one of my cousins and I are a "cute couple". Well, I guess you dodged a bullet. Or shouldn't have hinted. "Subtle" never seems to work. And lead to bad, bad things.
ArmyDoc 11
You might be a redneck if..
Mat2000_1 4
Are you from Louisiana?
kiki9_fml 10
Well, I'm guessing you should be glad you dodged that inbred bullet!
briang959 47
If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for yours.
DaLiquer 20
YDI, after all, you asked.