Looking4ajob
Jackson, United States
Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
bipbip
France
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Harbor City, United States
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
stupid!
Coworker from hell
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
looser
Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML
QUIT MY JOB
Nassau, Bahamas
Nosy
Today, my boss was standing behind me, looking at my phone. Why was I writing smut? Did he see? How much did he see? Is he a fan? Why was he even there? I hate it here. FML
colebear
United States
Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
Don'tComplimentTheCrazies
Denver, United States
Cool your boots, Janet
Today, HR wants to see me about an email where my boss asks me to respect her body. My offense? I asked if she bought a new shirt during a web meeting with our small team. We've worked together for over 10 years. FML
whitecollar
Scarborough, United Kingdom
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Peter80
Netherlands
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Top comments
jerseygirl94 11
Next time you should just use google.
WCARlover 35
"...just checking if you knew. Didn't want anyone looking at NSFW stuff right under your nose and you not knowing what that means...buddy ole pal"
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Comments (44)
heatherrr17 19
Dont worry #14 i didn't know what it ment either until I looked it up just now! ?
rosecolas 15
I don't understand the problem...
Noblemother1969 7
Not Safe For Work;-) see even the blonde knows how to Google. hehe
obeykaitlyn 25
why don't you look it up online like normal people..? try urban dictionary for those kinds of things
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
That is what Google is for.
ZaiopePerSe 15
ALL HAIL
221bcompanion 15
There's this new thing now called Google.
DanielleinDC 34
Sorry to pile on, but you didn't think to look at Google or Urban Dictionary? If YDI were an option, I'd click that.
dave__609 10
Today, my ignorant employee asked me what an NFSW was. I had to fire him! FML
nonamebranding 12
Had to look it up myself, bet that didn't go over well ?
clarkson37 15
What does it mean???
zman938 8
Not safe for work
mackdeezy 22
Your current display name tells the whole story