Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
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Top comments
alipod 11
why you did't look at the mirror before going to work?!
RockstarRN 10
How do you lose an eyebrow and NOT notice???
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Comments (97)
dreamering 16
I think your left eyebrow is smoking crack. You better check on it.
meredithxjane 0
silly goose
annonomusCG 0
Lol. Sounds like something I'd do lol. Why didn't you look in the mirror mom?
CakeSlicer 0
Maybe you should have checked in the mirror before you left!
iPandamonium 0
fake.
florenzfang 0
You have cute kids
ally2009 0
how could u have missed that
Garytt 0
I used bring a razor in elementary school to shave off the eyebrows of people that messed with me lol
SpeshulK 0
A razor in elementary school? How did you get away with that one?
vettle 6
they lie
kouklistax3 2
do you not look in the mirror when you get ready for work?
jennnwoww 2
Can't really blame the kids for you not checking yourself. It is kinda like the idea "if you want something done right do it yourself." Also like stated before you should have noticed wayyyyyy before you got to work.
NotDave 0
You're using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means.