Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at the mall because I thought it was automatic. It wasn’t. The make up smudge from my face is now part of the door's Christmas decor. FML
Today, I was late for a meeting. The meeting hall door was made of glass, and it said pull, but in my rush, I pushed the door so hard that it shattered into small pieces. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, after work, I found my car in the middle of the empty parking lot with a huge crack in the windshield that wasn't there in the morning. Looks like I have to get the windshield replaced. Again. For the fourth time now. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Sounds to me like you need a new 'security' team
nash1991 20
It's no wonder your security isn't doing their job well... They left their brains back home when coming to work.
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Comments (48)
mds9986 24
Yeah it's pretty common now for people to put artificial bullet holes in things when building them. When robbers see it, it looks like the place has already been robbed and thus is a waste of time.
Zarcissa 34
Call me paranoid but sounds like an inside job... No proper security guard would dismiss it like that.
hasooon 24
Amercians are well known of doing inside jobs (¬_¬)
dabaerju 23
Why can't the world be a better place? It's because of people like #17.
Reihna_fml 14
Find the bullet, and turn it in to the police.
ThrottleJockey 36
National Security! What the problem is?
ThrottleJockey 36
I'm going to take a shot in the dark here but I'm guessing you're security isn't exactly the A-Team.
paperbag77 9
Conspiracy theory time. Maybe the bullet hole was always there. Maybe the shards had been missed ... Maybe, just maybe this happened in an alternate dimension and somehow only now the damage has transferred over to this one. Oh and the Government are covering this up of course .... lol
infinitemonkey 21
You need to file a police report so it is documented.
hoosiergirl94 31
Security sounds sketchy to me
HumanitysFinest 15
It's just a more public glory hole. Be proud of it OP.
cr500guy 11
seems like a scene from Monty python