Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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kakarot2 11
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
perdix 31
Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.
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Comments (176)
wafflium 0
YDI for dating a douchebag who gets multiple girls pregnant then denies it
erinchick1 7
Walk away with the baby! When its born dont put a fathers name on the birth certificate. If he doesn't want to be part of its life then it's not worth keeping him around.
kitkattgirl 2
Why would you pick him to be a father? YDI for messing up your future child's life. Maybe you should remember that every man you have sex can be the father of your baby...since, you know, the main idea of intercourse is to make babies. And since you probably already knew he was a douche and a liar, why didn't you break up with him? Was the sex that great?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Hmmm I disagree on the main idea of intercourse being having baby... Most people who start having sex do it because it's fun, not to procreate...
SoultheWolf 19
Most people have sex for fun, but it is still nature's way to have children. And most people think, "oh it wont happen to me! I'll be fine!" Any time you have sex there is a chance of getting pregnant, even if you use condoms, spermicide, and birth control. And most people, especially young, wont even use these for the same mindset, it wont happen to them.
outoftown 27
This is a great example why it's good that abortion is still legal in the US. Single OP had sex with a loser; she has a way to to put this behind her, and not saddle herself and a child with this creep.
SoultheWolf 19
I agree that anyone should have the right to have an abortion, but at the same time the mother doesn't have to be saddled with the father of her child. Many women can choose to be a single mother while dating someone else. Yes it's harder but at the same time, it would be better in situations like this to be a single mother then to be with a douche like this. This happened to my mother when she left my father, she found out she was pregnant with me during the divorce and became a single mother for 20 years. Of course, whatever decision is to be made is the OP's choice, and she'll have to live with that decision for the rest of her life. Best of luck to you OP and have strength, wether you keep the child or not.
KiddNYC1O 22
Cowardddd
outoftown 27
(Apologies if this is a duplicate; first comment vanished a few minutes after it posted.) This is an example of why it's good that abortion is still legal in the US. OP had sex with a loser and got pregnant; she can avoid having herself and a child saddled with this guy.
SoultheWolf 19
I'm sorry that you got pregnant OP but you completely deserve this. One you are dating a complete and total assholelic moron, and two for having sex with him, most likely unprotected. Yes it is possible to get prengnat while using a condom and birth control, but it is very slim.
outoftown 27
So OP has sex with a loser, and gets pregnant. It happens. If she doesn't want herself and a child saddled with this loser, there are other pills for that.
EMTchic 14
Time to visit Maury !
boycrazy30007 12
Dump him and slap his ass with a paternity test and child support payments out the ass