Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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kakarot2 11
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
perdix 31
Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.
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Comments (176)
L1wolf 6
What a **** tard....
jff98 2
wow! what a total jackass!
robbins28 7
Let's hope the kid ends up with your brains.
amisenho 11
And guys like that are the people having kids instead of people who are financially responsible and mentally ready, yet can't conceive. It's "Idiocracy" all over again. In any case, enjoy your new kid, if you go that route.
jwadd100 5
kick him in the balls, NO MERCY
anonymous100000 17
ever heard of condoms? or birth control? YDI.
fantasyworld 39
I hope the baby doesn't get his smarts.
OptimusSlime 23
How's the child? Is it a girl/boy and did the dad come around and take of them?
saricaste 21
What an idiot.
GamerMom392 19
YDI. Situations like this could easily be avoided by having some freaking standards, when dating. He's already got a kid? Knock one. That child born out of wedlock? Knock two. He's not active in that child's life? Knock three; move along.