Anonymous
Australia
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lizzie
Rockford, United States
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
PrincessPromotion
Havertown, United States
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
anonymous
United States
It's called fashion
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
Bossman Bill
Tampa, United States
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"
pepsie_fml 0
panda express?
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Ilovelife07 0
dude thats awesome
BulldogQB4 0
Money is money is money, no matter how you make it. Better than a criminal though (sorry to all the Illegal Aliens on FML).
livingdeath 0
@I2013: Turn. Off. The. Damn. Caps lock. OP: I feel your pain man! Once, at my favorite guitar shop, there was this custom Gibson as a prize for a raffle, and you had to pay 15 bucks OR go outside wearing a fake guitar with GO TO JAMS!! written on it. It was the last day of the raffle, and I had forgotten my wallet.
ItsZidane 0
I own a panda suit.. not for a job.
DoctorWombat 0
I don't know what you're complaining about, that's ******* awesome.
sydneybristow 0
panda express?!?!
rukusrazor 0
#25 is a "Furry".
Inspired22 11
LOL. I always look at the poor people that have to dress up and wave at people driving by, and wonder if "FML" is what is going through their heads...now I know. :-)
Blanadestroyer 0
Put a sign on your back: HELP TO STOP PANDA EXTINCTION! GIMME YOUR NUMBER...
AEady15 3
Omg lol. I'd give them my #. PANDAS!
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Cut a hole in the crotch and stick your penis through it; see how people react.