Anonymous
Australia
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lizzie
Rockford, United States
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
PrincessPromotion
Havertown, United States
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
anonymous
United States
It's called fashion
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
Bossman Bill
Tampa, United States
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"
pepsie_fml 0
panda express?
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mattmag 0
I have a friend who would surely sleep with you for being in a panda suit.
Rawrrr14 0
I always think people in big animal suits are always weird.... but not it your case, at least your making money. But did you ever look at some person in an animal suit and wonder what they looked like? You could be huggin' an old lady.... or a perv..... or a 10 year old..... etc. Well, anyway. Have fun with it!
Dogmaw 0
#40 Pretty much has it right. Good luck, man.
Rawrrr14 0
lmao 42
clownasse_fml 0
This is NOT an FML. There's no plotline, it's not particularly funny... the english FML is nowhere near as good as the French one, it looks like there is no filter for stories... most of them are either dumb or depressing.
lmmmr 0
Ummm Pandas are awesome. YDI for not recognizing said fact.
Nyxen 0
Wearing a panda suit makes you a saaad panda.
sugarcakebomb 0
pandas are super cute! at least it's not a giant chicken or pig costume. you're inside the suit and no one can see it's you, have fun with it. taunt small children!
Krytikal 0
#42 I think im that friend
SP63_fml 0
Hey man, before I got promoted, I was basically the promoter. I would basically go to all these popular places with a massive sign on my back, and basically harass people about my company. And then, I was the one that got promoted. Shitty jobs have benefits. Stick with it.