Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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oh_dee 0
so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
doodlebug93 0
that sucks. i would leave.
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Comments (355)
tehee 0
holy crap, i would have gone insane with parents like that o.O
C1407 0
AGREEDED!
bbbbaaaa 0
haha that sucks monkey balls your parents suck
AshleyRose784 0
grow up, move out
louisianagrrrrl 0
YDI for not standing up to them You're 18, just tell them to go **** themselves Its not like parents that overprotective are gonna kick you out
apastry 6
Are you the brat that posted that FML about making a scene at the mall and having everyone clap when you fell down the escalator? Because only a spoiled brat like that would tell their parents to **** off, for any reason.
lologirl419 0
sorry, babe, but, umm... move out!
reyoasian 0
dude grow some balls and make your own decisions
interstellarrox 0
9pm curfew? hahaha your life is pretty sad. you should probably move out asap
Scotticus117 11
If your 18 you legally have no curfew since you are now a legal adult, my brother still got like a 2 o clock curfew but then came home at 3 he argued with my parents but wasn't grounded, you shouldn't be grounded from all of that for being "7" minutes late to a 9 o clock curfew, what kind've curfew is that anyways, i mean midnight sounds right at the maximum.
Uvula 0
My girlfriend who is 17 can stay out until the streetlights turn on.