Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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oh_dee 0
so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
doodlebug93 0
that sucks. i would leave.
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Comments (355)
Jarlais 0
Move out much?
tomberryboy 0
Wow that's massive BS
Belief_fml 0
Okay, so, when you move out, teach your parents a lesson by fathering a child as soon as possible and getting addicted to meth. Not necessarily in that order.
Stoj_fml 0
Haha, your parents are retarded and oppressive. FYL
Yulia_fml 0
The people saying "move out!!" are either little kids who don't know that it's easier said than done, or older people who don't remember that it's easier said than done. my mom pulls the same shit on me, and what can I really do? I have a car thanks to her, and she pays for my food and college. When I'm home from college, there's a lot I have to lose if I decide to go against her. And moving out is definitely not an option because I'm a full-time student. I could never make rent. It really does suck, but I guess you know how to treat your future kids differently at least.
baileys82 0
i'm sorry your balls haven't dropped yet. maybe one day.
Sacrow 0
Should not have been late, dumbass.
yourmysunshine 0
i thought my life was ****** but shitt. you win!
Topguy 0
I would just move out
NomDeGuerre 0
Hahahahahaha.. by 18 my parents had thrown their hands ito the air and 'given up'... Seriously, they can only control you now if you let them. You deserved that one.