it'sabitwindy
United States
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cupcakelady127
United States
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Anonymous
Act of god
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
RoxMySox
United States
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
windthroughmyflab
United States
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
danyelicindereli
United States
Irony at a base level
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
mastermind
Today, I can add "Ferrari" to the long list of cars I’ve almost been hit by. FML
Lili
Leavenworth, United States
If a tree falls…
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Anonymous
Niagara Falls, Canada
Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.
Lindsey Taul
Granite City, United States
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
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zkcupcake 4
What else is on that list?
instnt1nfction 17
8.flying ******
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Comments (74)
LezBiHonest 7
Is your car magnetic...?
yumlicious 4
Idea vs ideal...
Liimitless 6
Haha I'll bet it was a stop sign
himoonkey 8
At least your car wasn't hit by an obese cow...
live4tomorrow 7
LOL. Ahaaha that would've been amazing!!
country4life17 0
Listen if your driving in enough wind that it can rip out something that's 3.5 feet in the ground and keep it going in the sky don't you think you shouldn't be driving in it?
hermitknut 22
Maybe he wasn't driving. Maybe his car is parked. ...or maybe he's just not that bright. What do I know? :)
dvontew 0
I bet your a women lmao! We know they can't drive!
Person1233 13
The road signs are women? Because OP is not at fault when a road sign comes hurling at her car.
naddification 7
Maybe next time it'll be the traffic light. Or the fire hydrant.
Jimboom 12
Be grateful. This morning I woke up to find half of my fence leaning against the side of my car which was parked a few feet away from the fence.
The_Troller 14
That blows... Ok, I'll go kill myself now.
DocBastard 40
There's only One Way for you to Stop this from happening again: Yield to peer pressure and take the bus.
The_Troller 14
^ I agree, because with the way things are going for OP now, if he doesn't take the bus he could hit a Deer Crossing the road, which would lead to a Dead End for both of them.
Muslimgal92 0
You're such a pessimist 37
The_Troller 14
^ It was a joke...