Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML
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PuntingYoshi 0
What were you supposed to do? Have a funeral?
Freeze_fml 17
Stupid PETA. Were they expecting you to give it a funeral?
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Comments (292)
Petawhitney 2
That poor squirrel. You definitely deserve it, you inconsiderate murderer! J/k, of course. Shit happens. Even most normal peta members know that. You were dealing with a psycho.
sourgirl101 29
Are you a normal PETA member, Whitney? (:
darkness9661 0
People Eating Tasty Animals!!! I support PETA!
Lolzords 11
If an animal runs out infront of you you're supposed to keep going, stopping or swerving is dangerous to other road users. Stupid peta.
EvilDave 13
This is why it should be legal to kick the shit out of every PETA member.
cstevanus 4
only assholes believe in beating people up for their ideas. peta isnt bad, the guy that went too far and keyed someones car because of an accident is.
EvilDave 13
PETA is a group so dedicated to protecting animals that they take animals from shelters and kill them. They are a bunch of lying hypocrites.
FYLDeep 26
I'm all for better treatment for animals. Everyone knows that the healthier the animal is while it's alive, the better it tastes when you grill it up.
TH3_B345T 0
hahahaha awesome
SynchronicityII 0
Hey, that's wrong, guys! There is a place on Earth for all God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.
fuckurmomwhilesh 0
haha. now *** me harder
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for even considering stopping.. Why would you stop for a stupid squirrel? And I have trouble believing someone keyed peta into your car because that would be absolutely retarded of that person..
Niaa_fml 0
Stupid squirrel? Since when do animals not feel pain? You're telling me that an animal is deprived of emotions such as being scared? You're telling me that animals are stupid just because they're animals? That we shouldn't care if they suffer pain? I see.. This is why the world is becoming such a shit place; because of people like you.
killabee 0
Niaa, slow your roll and stop jumping to dramatic conclusions. He didn't say the damn squirrel couldn't feel pain or fear. "People like you blabla" moron. Btw stopping and getting out of your car in the middle of the road is stupid. Being late for work is beside the point, you should usually avoid things that put you in the path of oncoming traffic.
kayybby 1
This world is not becoming a shit place over people not stopping for animals dumbass. It's becoming a shit place because of who's in office, because people don't only want money, and because nobody thinks for themselves anymore, they just go with the flow. I'm pretty positive squirrels are the very last reason for the world becoming shitty. Do some research before you make a stupid ignorant comment next time.
P374RD3D 9
I find it easy to believe that a PETA member did something stupid
scotts13 2
It's evolution in progress. Every time you run over a squirrel too dumb to stay out of the street, the average intelligence of squirrelkind goes up a fraction.
cstevanus 4
its not like animals are taught the danger of roads and cars, they dont have an instinct telling them that either, so how does not knowing make them stupid? its not thier fault.
Shyke 0
I agree with 57.
I_Deserved_It 10
Be careful now, in time we will have a race of super-smart squirrels that will enslave all humans!
TH3_B345T 0
PETA is so extremist
Michigan_Girl 0
What did they do...follow you to work?! Crazy psychos!
Retillias 0
I find that absolutely stupid. The squirrel ran in front of a two ton metal block. Of COURSE it would have been killed. All animals do it. And so do people. If he got out to get a funeral for it, he'd be hit by another car. I'm surprised the squirrel was running IN the road, when there was a roaring beast in it.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Where I'm from, squirrels are target practice, for guns and trucks alike. I'd like to see somebody key my vehicle with PETA. They'd get a good ol' fashioned country ass whoopin'.