Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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Comments (276)
lizz1234 0
actually, my gyno told me that if i don't take it at the same time every day and if i just "skip a day" without making up for it, the risk of pregnancy is higher. FAIL
iRockzorzyoursox 0
Haha, reminds me of this: http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1717516
ohhhiiii 0
hhahahhahhah thats so funny!
rraaee 0
you could have taken it the next one and skipped a pill on your 4th week. those pills don't have any meds in them, they are just there so you take a pill every day.
bb1_00 0
oh wow move on this is not even a fml
anid_fml 0
can i be a complete moron for a quick second and ask what OP means?
indian_goddess 0
original poster i think
crack3dup 0
thank you. i was wondering but never want to ask
onealhart54 0
a dogs mouth is one of the cleanest places on this planet
HarrietPotter 1
It's okay to miss one or two pills in a row. Sometimes even three, depending on which one you're taking. Next time something like this happens, just smile and don't worry about it. The next day, just continue taking them normally again.
lizz1234 0
so she can get prego? yeah that's definitely ok...
cheertigers 0
why would you take that pill?? can't you just get another one or skip it for that day? dumbb
FriboRage 0
A dog's mouth is MUCH cleaner than your's is. Humans actually have one of the most unsanitary mouths of the animal kingdom. Dog's saliva actually has some enzyme that destroys bacteria. Humans also have this enzyme, but it's either much weaker or in much less quantities. Either way... there's less germs in the dogs mouth than your mouth, and the saliva is exactly the same except for the extra enzyme that makes it cleaner in the first place.. Big deal, quit your bitching and eat the pill! This site is **** my life, not "Oh no I had an icky moment over reacting to something not that disgusting in the first place!"